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They Call Him “Ginger”

I call him “Evil”.

Posted by Maryc on Monday, August 30th, 2010 at 11:55 pm.

15 Responses to “They Call Him “Ginger””

Many thanks. I’d always wondered about Glenn Beck’s career as a child star. Too much carbonation too early in life = permanent brain damage.

Left by Ferd Burfle on August 31st, 2010

They call me Ginger, too.

Left by Ginger Yellow on August 31st, 2010

Get the “South Park” joke? Because if you swap the first and third letters in the word “ginger…”

Left by Quill Qualls on August 31st, 2010

I thought South Park taught us ginger kids have no soul.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103645

Like Glen Beck.

Left by heydave on August 31st, 2010

And I’ve decided to call that asshat who fouls the airwaves and any air around his corporeal presence “Glen,” one “N.”

As in Glen or Glenda.

Left by heydave on August 31st, 2010

Picks you up…aids digestion

Really, even in the old days an eight-year-old bloated with gas and in need of an eye-opener wasn’t a pretty sight.

Left by Doghouse Riley on August 31st, 2010

There’s more of a resemblance to Bill-O than Beck.

Either way, the kid looks more drunk than “gingervated.”

Left by Nameless Cynic on August 31st, 2010

Brent Bozell: The Wonder Years.

Left by Chris Vosburg on September 1st, 2010

Oh, come on. Even then, Brent was surely capable of sucking all the wonder and joy out of life.

Left by D. Sidhe on September 1st, 2010

Even then, Brent was surely capable of sucking all the wonder and joy out of life.

Well, it could be the young Brent celebrating after he tattled on a classmate who said fuck

Left by Spirula on September 1st, 2010

Bob Dornan: the Wonder Years.
David Caruso: the Wonder Years.
Ginger Baker: Not Bloody Likely.

Left by Chris Vosburg on September 2nd, 2010

So, what’s the alcohol content in that stuff? That kid’s going to be sorry in the morning.

Left by Rugosa on September 2nd, 2010

I was always more of a Mary-Ann fan muhself…

Left by Capmconnundrum on September 2nd, 2010

It’s weird, cuz the word “enervating” that the ad is playing on means just the opposite, “producing listlessness”. As in “This hot weather, which is all George Bush’s fault, is enervating.”

I’m a sucker for old ads – not just the pics, but the copy too. Wish the body text was readable, hint, hint.

Left by Li'l Innocent on September 3rd, 2010

Bob Dornan: the Wonder Years.
David Caruso: the Wonder Years.
Ginger Baker: Not Bloody Likely.

— Vosburg

THANK YOU!!! I’m pissed that you got there first, but glad you pulled it off!

And amen to Li’l Innocent on everything.

I happen to be related to a couple-three ginger-heads (more auburn than orange, thankfully), and while the eldest might TRULY be soulless, I’ll give the minors the benefit of the doubt. For now.

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on September 4th, 2010

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