You can buy it here, and it’s only $25! And, as Ken Mehlman told me in an email, “A longstanding tradition in the homes of our Party’s most loyal members, the 2007 RNC Calendar helps you show your continued support for our cause.” So, I know that you too will want to buy several copies for fear of being branded one of the most disloyal Party members, and being sent to the gulag.
Plus, it’s a nice visual depiction of the raison d’être of the Republican Party: covering up fears about one’s manliness. Here’s Mr. August to demonstrate my thesis:
Another man might have allowed himself to consider the niggling suspicion that the white Marlborough Man cowboy hat was a tad over the top, and that people might get the impression that he was over-compensating for something – but only Dick “Dick” Cheney would dare to combine said hat with a giant soft-focus phallic symbol. And that’s why he’s our Vice President.
While this is a great photo, the other month’s shots are also impressive. So impressive, in fact, that we want to use them for our next ”Caption This” contest, which we are going to start today.
So, if you think you’re man enough, caption THIS!
Best answer wins a digital copy of the June centerfold.
“President Bush Pretends He Can Read.”
Left by D. Sidhe on November 29th, 2006