WorldNetDaily brings us this major breaking story:
Oooh, so Jay Leno is leaving his wife and taking up with Sarah? And he’s lost mind? This IS a big story!
‘People make fun of her because they’re afraid of her’
Well, not really. It’s true we were afraid when she occupied a position of power and made decisions that impacted on people’s lives, because you never want to have unqualified people in these jobs. But we made fun of her because she was clueless. But now she’s just a “celebrity,” and the only people afraid of her are her staff and family. But we still delight in making fun of her, because she’s so delightfully mockable.
Former “Saturday Night Live” star Victoria Jackson
So SHE’s the “NBC comedian”? She was a SNL cast member when the Gipper was in office, but I hardly think NBC still wants to claim her. Hey, it’s time to put a call into the FTC and report an instance of bait and switch.
“I trust Sarah Palin,” said Jackson, who will be taking part in WND’s upcoming “Taking America Back” national conference in Miami. “People make fun of her because they’re afraid of her, because she’s honest. Wow! What a new concept! An honest politician. I love her.”
I hope the two of you will be very happy together. And you do make a great couple, both of you being brainless and all.
In a July 4th New York radio interview with WND’s Aaron Klein, who will also take part at the Miami event, Jackson said, “I’m close to the conservatives on the radio and TV because those are the only people I’m exposed to.”
I understand there are vaccines now that can prevent the exposure from resulting in full-blown infection.
“I feel like Rush Limbaugh should be the president,” she noted. “He’s saying what we believe in better than anyone else.”
Well, we already knew that Victoria was a little dim, so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised when she makes statements like this. But you’d think even she would have the sense not to admit publicly that she wants an opiate-addicted dropout on his fourth marriage for President, because he says the kind of hateful, racist, sadistic, misogynistic stuff she believes in.
Jackson also has high praise for Glenn Beck of both TV and radio fame.
Of course she does.
As WND previously reported, Jackson released a YouTube video that’s gone viral,
We told YouTube to get its flu shots!
. . . warning the American public in song, “There’s a communist living in the White House.”
That would be the robotic Josef Stalin who is still stored in Dick Cheney’s secret bunker under the White House. Robotic Stalin came from the future to help Sarah Palin marry Chuck Connor, and thus cause the end of humanity.
Jackson, who noted she had never been involved in politics before Obama was elected, told Klein, “I don’t really care about little things, but this is a big thing!”
Jackson has long been known as a Hollywood conservative whiner (“Wah, I’m being blacklisted because of my beliefs and my lack of talent”). But it may be true that she only recently became involved in politics. After all, she never even voted until she was in her forties. As she confided to Breitbart, she was finally driven to the voting booth because she didn’t like a Clinton sound bit that she presumably saw on SNL.
It was that haughty look, lack of shame, and zero repentance combined with that asinine sentence…the meaning of the word ‘is’ .[…] So, I voted Clinton out. My vote counted. Bush won.
See, Victoria did know what “is,” means, and she didn’t think that anybody stupider than her should be President. Unfortunately, Clinton wasn’t running in that election since he’d already served two terms, but Victoria’s vote still counted and Bush did win. And that, kids, is how we got the worst president in modern times.
And, even more telling, Victoria never voted prior to 2000 because she didn’t know how. Seriously.
I didn’t know how. I didn’t know where to go. I never saw a sign that said, “Vote Here.” I didn’t know how to “register” or even that I had to register. I didn’t know what the candidates stood for or how to find out.
I guess this is electoral Darwinism in action.
But back to Victoria’s interview with Klein and her new-found political activism:
She said she wanted to find a clever way to spread the message about the communist threat Obama poses, and thought to herself, “Well, maybe if we could cloak it in entertainment or comedy maybe we could reach people who won’t read the Drudge Report or watch Fox News.”
So, she’s aiming her message at people who are even too stupid for Drudge and Fox News? Is it safe to tie up their scant brain cells watching a You Tube video when they might need them to control respiration?
Jackson thinks Christians and political conservatives are being blacklisted in Hollywood,
Okay, so she’s still a big Hollywood conservative whiner. What else is there for her and Patricia Heaton to do?
. . .and suggests many people are even afraid to say the word “communist” in a public forum.
I think what she means is that many people are afraid to call the President a communist in a public forum, because it causes doubts about their sanity.
When she appeared on “The O’Reilly Factor” on the Fox News Channel, she said it was her priority to get that specific word uttered, fearing that “Bill O’Reilly will cut me off after the first sentence.”
Once again, Victoria was confusing real life with SNL, and what she feared was that Dan Ackroyd would call her an ignorant slut.
“I’m very proud that I was one of the first who was brave enough to tell the truth,” she said. “It’s kind of like ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes.’ It’s like it takes an airhead to say, ‘Look, the emperor’s naked!’ You know what I’m saying?”
Yes, honey, we do. Congratulations on being the Airhead who Saved the World From Naked Commies. I just hope you don’t have to fight Glen Beck for the title.
Anyway, we assume that you’ll get more of Victoria’s brilliant observations about politics and probably some of her singing if you attend that “Taking America Back to the Middle Ages” conference. But she’s not the only fluff head who will be speaking! Besides Michele Bachmann and Ann Coulter, whom we mentioned earlier, the conference also includes “Hannah Giles, heroine of the ACORN sting.”
You remember Hannah, Doug’s dim daughter who pretended to be a whore in order to break state wire-tapping laws so she could disenfrachise black voters and, um, get on TV. Anyway, she’s now a “young celebrity-activist.” Farah Fawcett WorldNetDaily promies that she will “bring to the conference a combination of insight, new ideas about tactics and strategies for taking America back and plenty of fun.”
Insight about what, you might ask? Well, not about ACORN, because she doesn’t know anything about it, as Scott pointed out back in the day. And not even about conservatism, because even though she was given a gig at Town Hall, all she was able to convince anyone of is that thinking isn’t her forte. Remember this gem from Hannah?
Sen. Clinton presumptuously bellowed from her podium, “republicans should hold a press conference, apologize to the country for what they have put us through and then decide they are not going to run.”
Now, lets take a moment to analyze and discuss this concept that Sen. Hillary Clinton just birthed: She wants the Republicans to hand the 2008 election to the Democrats. Sounds like a great idea, if you are a fan of communism, and an admirer of men like Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez.
And when a person as influential and well-known as Sen. Hillary Clinton suggests that the Republicans forfeit their place in the competitive American political arena, she is asking them to submit. America has never submitted: Not to the British during the Revolutionary War, not to the Japanese after the bombings of Pearl Harbor, not to the torments of communism and certainly not to the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. If America has not submitted before, then how can (and why is) Sen. Clinton asking at least half of the country to do so now? Due to the constant presence of underlying dogma, it is absolutely essential that the American people read deeper and understand what is being said and done during the fast times of presidential campaigning. After all, the free and prosperous American life depends on it.
Yeah, reading and understanding is essential and stuff. Thanks, Hannah.
But hey, even if Hannah isn’t exactly a rocket scientist of the right, I’m sure she can add “plenty of fun” to the conference — especially if she dresses up in hooker threads again for her presentation.