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Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Paranoid Pussy Edition

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Riley: Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty!

Moondoggie: ZZZzzzzzZZZZZ

Posted by scott on Sunday, May 16th, 2010 at 3:26 pm.

7 Responses to “Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Paranoid Pussy Edition”

Your cats sure seem to sleep a lot. I’m starting to worry something is wrong with them.

Oh wait, I’m sorry. I forgot. THEY’RE CATS.

Left by Kelly on May 16th, 2010

Good point. In fairness to Riley, I’ve only really caught her truly zonked out twice in 12 years. She usually sleeps with one eye peeled.

Left by scott on May 16th, 2010

Like a line from Metallica; shrewd kitty.

Left by heydave on May 17th, 2010

does she at least supply you with dead mice and yard critters?

Left by merl on May 17th, 2010

Well, in this two-entity spectrum of wariness-to-zonkedness, I think I’d rather join Moondoggie’s party.
I’m tired of peeling my eyes, tired I tell ya – and that utter relaxation looks wonderful.

Left by Li'l Innocent on May 17th, 2010

Agreed. I wish I could sleep half as well as the cats do. They’re clearly happier for it. And, come on, aren’t there days when all you want to do is curl up on the rug in front of the sunny window?

No? Just me? Okay.

Left by D. Sidhe on May 18th, 2010

Not just you. But around here I’d have to fight Riley for the sun patch; and I’d have to get in line behind Moondoggie. Although he won’t actually fight her. Seriously, I have seen her PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, and the most he’ll do is half-hearted lift a paw. But he can’t bring himself to hit her back, and just sits there looking hurt and confused. (To be fair, I should note that she usually hits him only after he’s been nibbling gently on her neck for too long. Which he also does to me.)

Left by scott on May 18th, 2010

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