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RussAlan.jpg I’m faced with a bit of a dilemma tonight: either my pain meds are making me queasy, or it’s this column by RenewAmerica rookie Russ J. Alan (Some fear no backlash against Muslims).  Since I’ve already ingested the meds, and I can’t seem to stop reading Mr. Alan, there’s no way to scientifically determine which of the two is triggering my nausea; but I’ve been taking the pills for awhile now without any ill effect, so I’m going to assume my discomfort is an allergic reaction to Russ.  At least, I hope it is, since the medication is actually beneficial, and considerably less racist.

Russ, as you’ve probably surmised from the title of his piece, is quivering like a blancmange at the prospect that American racism, despite a long and resilient tradition, may not be up to the task of exploiting the Fort Hood massacre.  But first, let him couch his beliefs in a little biological determinism:

It’s ok to be picky about what breed of dog we get, maybe a German Shepherd, because they have a particular instinct to protect their owner’s property, or if we want to kill moles in our yard maybe a Rat Terrier is best at that, or if we want a particularly affectionate cat we go for an Abyssinian. It’s ok for an Atlanta Falcons quarterback to stereotype Pit Bulls as the best killing dogs since they are bred to fight to the death.

It’s ok for birds to discriminate. Black birds migrate together and white birds flock together and yellow ones and red ones hang with their own kind. It’s ok to say that Blue Jays kick other birds out of the feeder and gold finches prefer Niger thistle seed best while Robins prefer worms. It’s their instinct, you see, it’s genetics.

It seemed odd that Russ made “Niger thistle seed” a link, until I realized he was probably part of the Amazon Associates program, and if enough of us click through and buy Niger seeds, he’ll be able to afford that extra “g” he’s had his eye on.

It is not ok to say that Japanese men are better suited to get in and out of a Toyota Prius or wear smaller than size 10 shoe than women who are Polish, nor to say that black people are better suited for warm climates, even though there are only five African-Americans in Great Falls, Montana, and four of them are at Malmstrom Air Force Base (the city of Great Falls has an annual all-white Martin Luther King birthday parade).

Despite Russ’ carefully researched proof that Mother Nature is a bigot, there are still “politically correct” hippies who won’t let him use the diet of finches to excuse racial separatism, even after he’s gone to the trouble of counting all the Negroes in Montana.

Speaking of military bases, it is unclear how many Muslims of Arabic descent are in the US military. Estimates of anywhere between 3500 to 12,000 have been thrown around. Why don’t we know for sure?

Maybe because it wouldn’t really prove anything?  John Walker Lindh, the “American Taliban” wasn’t of Arabic descent.  Nor was “shoe bomber” Richard Reid, nor “dirty bomber” Jose Padilla.  Of course, none of them were in the U.S. military, unlike, say, Timothy McVeigh.

It is because they aren’t allowed to count them. Same reason we frisk a snow white red-headed grandma at the airport but we can’t stop an olive skinned man with a keffiyeh on his head — we don’t want to be accused of “profiling” in this politically correct country we live in.

Whenever I’m going through airport security I try to avoid standing in line behind any snow white red-headed grandmas, because nothing excites the suspicion of TSA agents more than an elderly albino with a henna rinse.

Never mind 3,500 to 12,000 possible Muslims in the military. What if it is an average of only two per military installation? Never mind Muslims in the military… why do we have them in the country period?

There’s a Zyklon-B shortage?

Never mind the country — why do we have one in the oval office?

That sentence is such a highly sophisticated alloy of stupidity and bigotry, I wonder if Russ has an engineering background.  Let’s check his bio, shall we?

Russ J. Alan is a political philosophist and writer. He served in the Department of Defense in Europe during the Cold War under President Reagan (1980-82).  After working in engineering (1983-92), Russ was involved in the business development, marketing, and financial sector (1992-2001). He then worked in commercial construction (2001-2006). Currently, he is an adventurist and conservative political writer.

My dad wanted me to study to become an adventurist, but I couldn’t handle the math.

Though we are not allowed to stereotype anybody, we are all familiar with the explorations regarding whether or not it is possible for a good Muslim be a good American.

“I’m not racist!  I’m simply exploring racism.”

His allegiance is to Allah, The moon god of Arabia.

“The moon god of…?”  The hell…?  Sounds like somebody’s been reading Jack Chick tracts again.
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No other religion is accepted by his Allah except Islam.

What a jealous God.  I’m glad our Judeo-Christian God is totes cool about us having other gods before him.

His allegiance to Islam forbids him to make friends with Christians or Jews.

I don’t think it’s all Christians and Jews, Russ.  I just think he doesn’t like you.

He cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the Bible to be corrupt.

Well this stereotype sounds like kind of a jerk.  I’m glad he’s in your anxiety closet and not mine.

Yet, the only thing troubling folks in military command like Army Chief of Staff George Casey for instance, is the possibility of a “backlash” against Muslims in the military as a result of the shootings.

Oh, I wouldn’t worry, there wasn’t a huge backlash against creepy white guys from Texas when George Hennard killed 24 people at a cafeteria just outside Fort Hood in 1991.

We need to be “troubled” at the probability that there won’t be a backlash against Muslims.

If we let this golden opportunity for a nationwide pogrom slip through our fingers, we’ll have to answer to God on Judgment Day!

I just hope it’s the right God…Boy, wouldn’t that be embarrassing!

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Yeah… it’s not the meds. Just the title of this one made me ill as well.

Russ, the reason it’s “okay” to speculate about what kind of seed large populations of birds prefer or what kinds of dogs have what kinds of temperaments but not okay to generalize the same way about humans is that it’s… dehumanizing.

Even then, I’m betting loads of dog owners will jump all over anyone who suggests that dalmations are neurotic or pit bulls are aggressive, because they know their own dogs and their own dogs have distinct personalities that don’t correlate to the stereotype. See, racism sells people short. It doesn’t accept that humans have their own personalities, their own quirks, their own likes and dislikes and above all their own capacity to determine who they are now and will be in the future. It suggests that people can’t change, and can’t control their own destinies, that they lack free will or at least the introspection to engage in free will, all of which is pretty insulting. Which is probably why people are insulted by it.

I’m not convinced, frankly, that much of that is valid to say about non-human animals, but even if it were, it would still amount to dehumanizing people on the basis of superficial differences. And people tend to get grumpy when you do that. Sometimes, when it goes on long and viciously enough, they even may stop acting human, which probably doesn’t do anyone any good.

Ya think Goober here refuses to eat fowl as a professional courtesy?

Dehumanizing a category of people is almost always a prelude to physically annihilating them. Russ Alan’s not so subtle attempt to incite a backlash against Muslims does not go unnoticed.

What an impressive resume! I note, however, he doesn’t have a background as a biologist or naturalist. If he did, he would know that many animals of different species do flock/herd together cooperatively, even in America. I guess he’s never heard of snowbird flocks. Perhaps he should adventurist more often?

To be sure, I’m not as bright as Mr. Alan, but doesn’t our Constitution guarantee a person the right to worship whichever God (or no God at all) s/he chooses?

It’s probably an unflattering photo, and I’m probably being unkind, but he sorta looks like he smells something bad.

It being November 9th, I’m sure this odious little turd is breathlessly wanking out a wretched little wad while fantasizing about New Kristallnacht, when he all the 7-11′s and Dunkin Donuts are burned down.

Who wants to take bets on when and where and from whom the first open calls for extermination will come?

He served in the Department of Defense in Europe during the Cold War under President Reagan (1980-82).

In other words, he was a private in the Army for his minimum 2 years….

“Russ J. Alan is a political philosophist and writer. He served in the Department of Defense in Europe during the Cold War under President Reagan (1980-82). After working in engineering (1983-92), Russ was involved in the business development, marketing, and financial sector (1992-2001). He then worked in commercial construction (2001-2006). Currently, he is an adventurist and conservative political writer.”

And so, in a few lines, we see a career augering into the ground. From the DOD to handyman to unemployed (adventurist = street-person). A synopsis of a long slide downwards

Hmmm… this fella seems the sort of guy I ran across all too often in my working days:

Russ J. Alan is a political philosophist* and writer.
* Not to be confused with “philosopher”, which requires some cogent philosophy. Russ instead engages in free-form pontification on whatever happens to piss him off that day.
He served in the Department of Defense in Europe during the Cold War under President Reagan (1980-82).
Enlisted in the military right out of high school, trained as a machinist and was stationed in Europe. Left after 8 years cause “was tired of all the bullshit”.

After working in engineering (1983-92),…
After separation, got a job as a machinist at a tool and die shop, always happy to help the engineers by bitching in a loud voice about typos on the part drawings. Left after 9 years cause “was tired of all the bullshit”. Decided he should be his own boss for once.

Russ was involved in the business development, marketing, and financial sector (1992-2001).
Tried Amway for a few years, but with the dot.com bubble turned to at-home day trading.

He then worked in commercial construction (2001-2006).
His leveraged positions wiped out by the market flux after 9/11, he got a job off the books with his uncle hanging sheetrock.

Currently, he is an adventurist and conservative political writer.
His folks were getting on in years, so he moved back home to their basement to “look after them”. Still occasionally works for his uncle when there is something to do, but mostly spends his time dreaming of Wingnut welfare riches and playing online poker.

Currently, he is an adventurist and conservative political writer.

I think he’s emulating but with less actual running and physical harm

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c’mon Scott, get with the pogrom

Doh! Two years, not eight. Duh.

“Any man that judges by the group is a peawit” – The Killer Angels.

Of course when you have a brain that small you have to take shortcuts or you’ll fry something.

Isn’t the “Moon-God of Arabia” who Mon-Starr prayed to in ‘Silverhawks’?

My dictionary doesn’t define philosophist, political or otherwise. As for the rest of the resumé, its pretty funny, tho I must wonder who wrote it for him since he obviously couldn’t think up or look up all those words. “Writer” is arguable. “Adventurist”: my dictionary says is BOTH a noun and and adverb, proving our essayist wrong about people or animals being able to do/be more than one thing. Too bad whoever wrote his
curriculum vitae did say what kind of engineer he was for such a long time. When I worked in Silicon Valley in the 90′s *everyone* was an engineer, so you never knew what they really did. I (a secretary) was sometimes referred to as a “Graphics Engineer” because I did a lot of graphics with photoshop & illustrator. It got me about $20 a month more in pay.
“e then worked in commercial construction”: Now that’s gotta be a lie because he must know that *everybody knows* only Illegal Mexicans work in construction. Or maybe he was the token white guy who walked around holding a clipboard and bothering everyone.
Eh, I’m getting tired.

This guy is a stupid turd. That is a funny snark, but TRUTH is seldom funny. Oh, wait,… never mind.

…time for my meds.

c’mon Scott, get with the pogrom

Heh, I see what you did there.

I was once married to a Seventh Day Adventurist. Needless too say, it did not turn out so well.

Not your medication. If anything, your meds are helping you to not puke at the sight of this assholes writings.
Now that we have an African-American President, can’t we start a backlash against all those white-bread eatin’ serial killers?

no mention of wife and kids? Just not on his “resume” or is there a divorce somewhere in there and an ex-wife with some interesting stories to tell…

In other words, he was a private in the Army for his minimum 2 years….

Which is cumulatively more than anyone in the Bush administration served.

He cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the Bible to be corrupt.

I’d like a citation for the chapter and verse that calls for a tripartite government and a bicameral legislature.

Well, according to dictionary.com:

phi*los”o*phist\, n. [Cf. F. philosophiste.] A pretender in philosophy.
Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary

so I guess the guy is at least capable of sense-making.

“[T]here wasn’t a huge backlash against ‘creepy white guys from Texas’ when George Hennard killed 24 people at a cafeteria just outside Fort Hood in 1991 !”
Does this mean the Supreme Court will appoint Muslims as both President & Vice President in 2020 ?

How does this guy breathe through all the stupid?

Me, I couldn’t get past his claim that pitbulls are naturally violent, because I don’t think that’s true. (Someone more familiar with them than me can probably tell me if I’m right.)

The Free Dictionary by Farlex defines “adventurism” as involvement in risky enterprises without regard to proper procedures or possible consequences, especially the reckless intervention by a nation in the affairs of another nation or region.

So, W wasn’t a war-mongering maroon, he was an adventurist? I wonder what countries, other than the U.S.A., that Alan has designs on. He is, of course, a nation unto himself.

Oh, Bill S, I don’t want to open a big can of Pit Bull here, but in my opinion, and to the best of my knowledge, pit bulls are not naturally violent, and make good and loving pets. It’s just that when humans mess with them and break their hearts and make them mean, pit bulls bite with tremendous power and efficiency. I don’t want to be bitten by any dog, but I’ll take an angry collie over an angry pit bull or an angry Belgian Malinois. ‘Cause of the efficiency. (I am dog-sitting a Malinois right now. She’s 12, and was rescued at 8 months from the streets of Oakland, bless her heart. She probably would have ended up as bait. But she’s such a sweet loving girl.)

Well, there I go again (she said Reaganesquely). I just love to talk about critters. I reckon I’m a critterist.

Yeah, that’s what I thought. It kinda sucks for pit bulls, doesn’t it? It’s like they’ve captured by some cult and brainwashed to be killers. In a way, they have.

It’s like they’ve captured by some cult and brainwashed to be killers. In a way, they have.

Are we still talking about pit bulls or the military here?

No other religion is accepted by his Allah except Islam.

I dunno, rumor has it he may also have a soft spot for Judaism, seeing as how he fucking invented it.

I’m kinda tired of the word Allah. Why should YHWH get one name when we talk about Jews and Christians, but a different one when we talk about Muslims? It’s the same fucking guy! It seems like the word “Allah” mostly serves as a way to keep the Muslims out of our weird little “Judeo-Christian” club.

What is it with religious people’s obsession over the minutest fucking trivia? Say what you will, but we nerds never said that Kirk-lovers should be kicked out of the country.

Bill S., I have a half-pit bull puppy and she doesn’t have a mean bone in her body. She might be the first in line when someone is handing out Marro-Bones (or soft cushions upon which to recline), but she is one of the gentlest creatures I’ve ever met.

Say what you will, but we nerds never said that Kirk-lovers should be kicked out of the country.

Save that for the Voyager-heretics!!!!

Picard Akbar!

screw all you trekkers, Capt Nesmith could kick all their butts with one hand tied behind his back

Currently, he is an adventurist and conservative political writer.

You left off “racialist”.

Yet, the only thing troubling folks in military command like Army Chief of Staff George Casey for instance, is the possibility of a “backlash” against Muslims in the military as a result of the shootings.

Goodness knows, they handled the Danish cartoon with aplomb.

Good grief…just when you hoped that RenuzitAmerica would die off of old age comes along some young Harry Anderson look alike flim-flam man.

Does he sell herbal ED medicine on the side? You know, in a snake oil bottle?

Isn’t the “Moon-God of Arabia” who Mon-Starr prayed to in ‘Silverhawks’?

No no no!

That was who presided over the wedding of Moon Maiden and Junior Tracy in the Dick Tracy comix!

philosophist

Philo, from Philo T Farnsworth, the invetor of the TV.

Sophist, “a guy sitting on his couch”

In short, a couch potato!

I’d like a citation for the chapter and verse that calls for a tripartite government and a bicameral legislature.

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The Gospel According To Shutupthat’swhy.

Say what you will, but we nerds never said that Kirk-lovers should be kicked out of the country.

Picard Akbar!

“Our Father, who art in Heaven, Archer be thy name…”

You know, his little CV screamed “long periods of unemployment sprinkled with unprofitable ‘consulting’ gigs” to me.

He cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the Bible to be corrupt.

The stupid … it burns …

What he’s really saying at the end is that he wants everyone to be as afraid and paranoid as he is. Trouble is, after the Bush years, we’re far beyond fear. I wasn’t even afraid of Palin. After Bush, what is there to be afraid of? Floating free, homies…

Kirk-lovers! Why, don’t mind if I do … Kirk is Spock’s one twue wuv, so of course I’m a Kirk lover.

I know Picard’s more “mature” and what-not, but did he ever dish out the flying butt kick? No, you say?

Flying butt kick! I rest my case.

PS: Enterprise sucks.

You know, his little CV screamed “long periods of unemployment sprinkled with unprofitable ‘consulting’ gigs” to me

I was thinking the same thing–it reminds me of one of those resumes I get from people who’ve got vast stretches of unemployed time to cover up.
Also I realize I’m picking nits, but Reagan wasn’t even sworn in until January of ’81 so he couldn’t have worked in Reagan’s DOD from 1980 to 1982. He either peeled potatoes under the dreaded Jimmy Carter or stretched the dates.

Ha, Enterprise made Voyager look like “Plan 9 From Outer Space”!

“philosophist

Philo, from Philo T Farnsworth, the invetor of the TV.

Sophist, “a guy sitting on his couch”

In short, a couch potato!”

Actor, you are as wise as Dr. Zaius.

It’s probably an unflattering photo, and I’m probably being unkind, but he sorta looks like he smells something bad.

My theory was “wearing someone else’s glasses by mistake”.

Ha, Enterprise made Voyager look like “Plan 9 From Outer Space Deep Space Nine”!

Fixed!

ARGH! Tagitis!

I gotta say, Scott, that I can’t thank you for that link to the Jack Chick Tracts – - ew! I’d heard about them, dimly, somewhere, but never before seen any. The sight of that much undoubted cartooning skill so hideously, obsessively applied to those ends was enough to make an agnostic illustrator like me feel queasy. Like crawling fingers..ick. And no meds to take! I had to go look at a nice Bosch Hell panel to normalize my brain.

Russ Allan looks like he has the crawling feeling all the time; he writes like he relishes it in a deeply nasty way. Bad news, that fellow.

at some point I’d like to see a mashup of Chick Tracts and Tom of Finland

Russ J. Alan is a political philosophist [...] Currently, he is an adventurist…

An engineerist and writist, too, not to mention dumb motherfuckist.

Something to say?