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Yesterday at the grocery store, I ended up in line behind a couple who had $300 worth of stuff in their carts that needed to be rang up, and who wrote a check for it all that required that several layers of store management be paged (it turns out that the couple had written bad checks to the store before, and so were on some sort of terrorist watch list).

Anyway, this all gave me plenty of time to read the tabloid headlines. And not only did I learn that Katie and Tom sleep in separate bedrooms, but that Camilla had left Charles and returned to her ex.  But the story that was least surprising came from The Globe magazine –their headline read something like “Laura Bush has Breakdown: Tells Prez ‘I Just Can’t Take it Anymore!’”

While I didn’t read the article, I find the headline itself credible (and after all, The Globe is the same publication that brought us news of President Bush’s secret nervous breakdown last year, so they seem to be the ones who would know about this kind of thing).

But besides that, it seems more likely than not that a person like Laura, who can read and all, would find her situation intolerable at times. And I can relate to her situation. For instance, when that Senate report came out which indicated that Saddam’s government “did not have a relationship, harbor or turn a blind eye toward” al-Qaida operative Abu Musab al-Zarqawi or his associates, and then WH Press Shill Tony Snow responded that the reports are “merely “re-litigating things that happened three years ago, ” I myself screamed “I just can’t take this anymore!”

 

 

Hey, Tony, if this is just stuff that everybody has known for three years, why was George saying just last month that people should “imagine a world in which you had Saddam Hussein” with the capacity to make weapons of mass destruction and “who had relations with Zarqawi”?  If this is all old stuff that is common knowledge already, who is keeping this knowledge from the President of the United States?  (Okay, Karl Rove and Dick Cheney, but who else?)   

Also, I am getting really irate at the way that Bush and Cheney responded by basically saying, “Well, everyone else thought this too, so how could you expect us to know any better? And besides, regardless of why we got into Iraq, it’s now the main arena of our War Against Terror, which is such a serious matter that we don’t have time to figure out exactly who was right and who was wrong, so we should all just shut up and give the President more authority to do whatever the hell he wants. To do otherwise is to be a traitor.”

First, apparently not everybody was saying this. Here’s a snippet from the LA Times story about the Senate report:

The CIA and other intelligence agencies were generally skeptical that Hussein had significant links to the terrorist group. But Vice President Dick Cheney and other senior administration officials have persistently highlighted isolated intelligence reports suggesting a relationship between Hussein and Bin Laden. The Senate report contradicts many of those assertions.

And remember Cheney’s favorite “proof” of a Saddam/al-Qaeda connection – the one that he continued to mention even after the CIA, FBI, Czech Intelligence, etc. had determined that it never happened? Well, the report gets into that too.

The committee’s report also dismisses a contention repeatedly cited by Cheney that an Iraqi intelligence agent met with Sept. 11 hijacker Mohamed Atta in Prague in April 2001. That claim has bolstered public perceptions that Iraq was somehow linked to the Sept. 11 attacks.

But postwar evidence indicates no such meeting ever occurred, the committee found, citing Atta’s travel and cellphone records obtained by the FBI, as well as information from the Iraqi agent alleged to have attended the meeting.

So no, not everybody believed this stuff. Hell, even George Tenet now says that he didn’t really believe it — but the President was so persuasive, and what with the moonlight and the music and wine, he allowed himself to be seduced. And so he woke up the next day alone, with his innocence gone, the country at war, and with a Medal of Freedom on the dresser.

From the ABC News story:

Democrats singled out CIA Director George Tenet, saying that during a private meeting in July Tenet told the panel that the White House pressured him and that he agreed to back up the administration’s case for war despite his own agents’ doubts about the intelligence it was based on.

“Tenet admitted to the Intelligence Committee that the policymakers wanted him to ‘say something about not being inconsistent with what the president had said,’” Intelligence Committee member Carl Levin, D-Mich., told reporters Friday.

Tenet also told the committee that complying had been “the wrong thing to do,” according to Levin.

“Well, it was much more than that,” Levin said. “It was a shocking abdication of a CIA director’s duty not to act as a shill for any administration or its policy.”

Yeah, what he said.

So, no ties between Iraq and al Qaeda — cross yet ANOTHER one off the list of reasons of why we supposedly invaded Iraq. I guess we’re now down to the one supplied by Ann Coulter: “”Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil.”

And so, Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney, while you may not exactly be liars (in that you probably believed yourself what you were telling us), you are obviously totally incompetent.  And so patriotic Americans should question vigorously your war policies, because your track record demands it.  To do otherwise is to just accept the four-year-old’s assertion that he needs some matches to “do some stuff,” and that we don’t need to supervise him, and can trust him to not to misuse them, even though he burned down Grandma’s house just last week.

And so, for Laura, who has to smile and nod and agree demurely with all this crap, a nervous breakdown is probably the only way out. More power to her, I say.

 

18 Responses to “Here Comes Your 19th Nervous Breakdown”

s.z. writes: And so he woke up the next day alone, with his innocence gone, the country at war, and with a Medal of Freedom on the dresser.

…and a hangover the size of Texas. It’s morning in America!

Uh, frist.

*cocks head* Is it just me, or is the site background black with black text?

Is it just me, or is the site background black with black text?

Anne, it looks okay to me, but if anyone else is having this problem, let me know and I’ll, um, tear my hair out or something.

I’ve always felt sorry for that poor woman. Imagine having Babs as a mother-in-law. She must be heavily medicated.

On the other hand, she’s just as culpable as Carmela Soprano. Maybe the punishment fits the crime.

Yeah, Laura has always looked very much like a woman who has a long history of nervous breakdowns. I cannot begin to imagine what her life must be like. Does she even have a family of her own, and could they possibly be WORSE than the one she married into?

Don’t tear your hair out, but, yes, it’s black with black text to me, too. I’m using Firefox, if that helps.

And I’m not ready to rule out “gihugeous filthy lying liars”.

Okay, I removed the photo of Laura under the theory it was what was causing everyone to lose their eyesight. Let me know if it helps.

I don’t know if it was the removal of Pickles Bush’s pic that did it, but the front page now looks OK to me. You’d think that only the removal of the various pictures of the Coultergeist would have such a profound effect. Huh.

Didn’t help… still black-on-black. Using Safari.

Oops.. refresh and it’s back to white.

Incidentally, watertiger has a picture up of Laura touring a Navy ship in the presence of…a large amount of seamen.

She looks much more relaxed.

No free rides for Pickles.

That bitch is just as culpable for playing the beard to this ginormous fraud of a “man,” as he is for perpetrating the most racist assault on the planet since “Birth Of A Nation.”

She is an accomplice, so let her swing from the same gallows.

I feel absofuckinglutely no pity for this vehicular-manslaughtering Xanex junkie, nor for her two alcoholic slattern daughters. They may not be as truly evil and powerful as Bar, but they aspire to same. Fuck ‘em all.

(Okay, granted, I wouldn’t fuck those skanks with a stolen dick, but you know what I meant.)

Back to black on white here, too. Apparently we were suffering under The Curse Of Pickles.

Incidentally, watertiger has a picture up of Laura touring a Navy ship in the presence of…a large amount of seamen.

*snort* I love that. Juvenile, yes, but funny.

And Annti, hear hear! I include both his parents and a number of his brothers in the “accomplice” category, as well. Impeach ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out.

pickled bush and a large amount of seamen. yuck.

[...] Regarding the need for Americans to question the war policies of the Bush administration, World O’Crap writes: To do otherwise is to just accept the four-year-old’s assertion that he needs some matches to “do some stuff,” and that we don’t need to supervise him, and can trust him to not to misuse them, even though he burned down Grandma’s house just last week. [...]

Pickles puts me very much in mind of Pat Nixon, who had that same glassy-eyed, fixed-grin, “the lights are on but nobody’s really home” look during Watergate. I never thought I would EVER, EVER say this, but W actually makes Nixon look good in comparison. I’m now off to wash my brain with lye soap…

Tony snow was a fine choice for Press Secretary, because he actually manages to get angry when people bring up all the President’s lies and bullshit.

The last guy (Who’s name I can’t even remember anymore. McLellen?) had something, maybe a last shred of integrity, or perhaps he was just a giant pansy, that kept him from really getting pissed that these scum sucking BASTARDS DARE to attack the integrity of the FUCKING PRESIDENT, as if they WERE ANYTHING MORE THEN SHIT FOR HIM TO SCRAPE OFF HIS SHOES.

I just want to hit Tony Snow.

“Yesterday at the grocery store, I ended up in line behind a couple who had $300 worth of stuff in their carts that needed to be rang up…” — *rang up?” …Isn’t it “rung?”

Or does GOOD GRAMMER NOT MATTER ANYMORE?? I ax you.

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