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Our friend David E kindly points us to what is, in his words, “surely the greatest headline ever created by man.”

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Damn aliens! They’ll anal probe anything!

Well, they never probed me. Sigh.
Even aliens don’t find me attractive. That doesn’t do much for my self-esteem.

They may have and just erased your memories, Bill. Apparently it’s quite common. If you’d like, I can provide you with contact info for a number of individuals and organizations who will, for a substantial fee, see if you have any inevitably, persistently, erotic selectee memories that could be recovered. Or, you could just spend six bucks on a magazine. Up to you.

Bah. The best headline ever was a sporting one, which probably won’t mean much to people who don’t follow British football: “Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious”. Caley being Caledonian Thistle, who beat Celtic in an upset.

I still have to go with the old NY Post headline (helps if you’re familiar with the frantic tabloid style of the paper):

“HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR”

We’ve plenty of them over here that need a good probing.

I’ve already expressed my preference for

Milk Drinkers Turn To Powder

elsewhere, so I nominate:

Teenage Prostitution Problem Is Mounting

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
I’m a Nazi gnome and you can’t catch me!

From an article on tightrope walkers in Korea:

SKYWALKERS CROSS HAN SOLO

And my alltime favorite, during the Falklands was:

BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLANDS

Er, Falklands “war,” not “was.” Yeesh.

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