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sherzieve.jpg Over at RenewAmerica, Sher Zieve, columnist and star of the hit show, Gentlemen Prefer Stooges, has used her show biz savvy to snag Obama the Gwen Verdon role in a revival of the hit Broadway musical, Damn Yankees, Damn You All To HELL!

Whatever Barry wants Barry gets

Despite his feigned protestations to the contrary, since his usurping of the US presidency Supreme Leader Barack Hussein Obama (AKA “Barry” who said he does not want to run a car company) now owns General Motors and will soon own Chrysler.

Apparently, Obama’s passion for identity politics has led him to revive the naming conventions of the First Nations, as interpreted by Hollywood movies, e.g., “Dances with Wolves,” “Stands with a Fist,” “Barry who says he does not want to run a car company,”  and “Middle-Aged Paranoid with Buster Brown Hair-do.”

He has now — almost single-handedly — destroyed the US auto industry. Obama must be very proud. His dictatorial power (now almost absolute) is growing exponentially and he is getting virtually everything he wants.

Women!  Tinker-Toys!  Thick juicy steaks!

Obama, also, now appears to be unequivocally running the US Department of Justice. The DOJ dropped a voter-intimidation lawsuit against the New Black Panthers…The only reason that currently has any viability is that Obama ordered them to do so. Bear in mind, the New Black Panthers supported Obama for POTUS. Are we on our way to becoming South Africa — or worse?

Worse than white people being ruled by the Sons of Ham??

Note: I use the term ‘usurper’ (“to use without authority or right; employ wrongfully” and “to commit forcible or illegal seizure of an office, power, etc.”) in the truest sense, as virtually all evidence — including Obama’s ongoing lawyer-blocks of any and all attempts to produce a true and original birth certificate — points to this pretender to the throne having been born in Kenya. By the way, never before has a candidate for POTUS refused to produce — when asked — an original and true birth certificate.

And never before has a candidate for President of the United States refused — when asked — to conk his hair so the ladies of the DAR wouldn’t feel quite so tempted to rub his head for luck.

Then, Obama wanted the banks and all of their (actually OUR) money. He now has both the do with as he pleases and is continuing to work at bleeding us dry of the rest of it — into the future.

I never realized before, but Obama is not only the first African-American President of the United States, he’s also pop culture’s first successful supervillain!  He’s stolen more money than Auric Goldfinger, acquired more nuclear weapons than Ernst Stavro Blofeld, and raised a bigger private army than Cobra Commander!  This dude kicks Sauron’s ass!

Under the Obama reign, the persecution of Christians has also begun. An apparent test case in San Diego, CA disallows Christian home Bible studies without a permit! Under the USA’s new Marxist regime, the First Amendment’s freedom of religion is under fire. And to apparently ensure the First Amendment dies an even quicker death, Obama has appointed a “Cyber-Czar” to monitor Internet content.

First they came for the LOLCATS…

As his DHS Chief Napolitano has already warned law enforcement conservatives, pro-life, third party candidate supporters and all other “right-wing extremists” are to be considered dangerous and to be watched by police.

But not watched so closely that police might actually, oh I don’t know, prevent the assassination of a womens health provider inside a church.

This is called — amongst other negative terms — Stalinism.

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Yeah.  This is pretty much “Stalinism” the same way The Knack were the “New Beatles.”

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By the way, never before has a candidate for POTUS refused to produce — when asked — an original and true birth certificate.

By the way, never before has a candidate for POTUS been ASKED to produce a birth certificate of any kind, you fucking bowl hair cutted TOOL!

and is continuing to work at bleeding us dry of the rest of it — into the future.

Hmm…have Pastor Swank and Sher Zieve ever been seen in the same room together?

I’m not saying, I’m just saying.

Obama, also, now appears to be unequivocally running the US Department of Justice.

Dear God, it’s almost like he thinks he’s *President* or something!

Despite his feigned protestations to the contrary, since his usurping of the US presidency Supreme Leader Barack Hussein Obama (AKA “Barry” who said he does not want to run a car company) now owns General Motors and will soon own Chrysler.

Just a reminder–some of us have not been paying attention: overstatement for effect, the slashing witticism, the bon mot, the quick, dancing sneer, the comic cognomen; these, like the rabbit punch, the thumb to the eyeball, or the head-butt of the seasoned pugilist, ought only to be applied quickly, sparingly, and when the ref ain’t lookin’. You cannot make a career as the best kidney-punching middleweight in the Great Lakes Region, and using seven techniques in the first twenty seconds, or your first forty words, merely tells the serious ringsiders, not to mention opponents, that you’ve got the arsenal of a cornered chipmunk. Thank you.

By the way, that “apparent test case” “disallowing” “Christian home Bible studies without a permit” was a parking beef turned into Christian Persecution of the Week. There’s a surprise, huh?

Sometimes I wonder, whatever did Christians do when they got parking tickets back in the days of my youth, before there was an eager media to trumpet their wails of persecution? Did they just shut up and pay them? I suspect they didn’t realize how immensely they were oppressed until the professional Christian industry informed them of it.

Oh, and bad timing, Sher, on the gripe about DHS being unjustly worried about right wing terrorism. Whoopsie!

Yes, us white folks down in South Africa are having a real hard time, what with being ruled by the Sons of Ham ‘n all. Don’t get to launch illegal wars of aggression, bomb densely packed settlements with high explosives, make up legal sounding arguments for torturing people, incarcerate people without trial and generally engage in all manner of war crimes. Yup, I’m sure that under Obama, the USA is gonna become just like South Africa, respecting human rights and all that bad stuff. Aint no country for an Aryan gal with a Buster Brown haircut.

Does “Live from the Asylum” take precedence over “Get the Butterfly Net”, or vice versa?

Doghouse, my other guess would have been “charging for the bible study and therefore running a business out of one’s home without a permit,” but as I was imagining only the involvement of enough people to piss off the neighbors would have made the government take interest, a parking problem in which the residents had been warned repeatedly was also on that menu.

And having read your link, I am affirmed in my cynicism. By the way, morons, you weren’t being asked if you said “Amen” so we could figure out whether the iron maiden or the rack would be more interesting, you were being asked whether you say “Amen” because traditionally the cops don’t want to be accused of, well, exactly what you then went on to accuse them of, so they’d probably have left your bible study alone unless your behavior was especially egregious.

Telling you that you qualify for the senior discount may strike you as insulting, but it is *not* discrimination; just so with this.

How come the photo above only shows half her face? Are you eliminating it little by little, so the ext time you do one of her columns we only see the top of her head?

Oh, and apropos of nothing here, I just learnt that today is PAT BOONE’s birthday. He turns 75, which mean’s he’s outlived his own usefullness by 52 years. (Oh wait, 52-is that right? When did he record “April Love”? ‘Cause it’d be exactly one day before he did that.)

the NEXT time. damn typos.

“His dictatorial power (now almost absolute) is growing exponentially.”

Apparently, Obama is prevented from becoming an absolute dictator only by Zeno’s paradox.

Does “Live from the Asylum” take precedence over “Get the Butterfly Net”, or vice versa?

It’s a fairly arbitrary ranking system, as you’ve noticed, but I generally think of “Get the Butterfly Net” as applying to wacky, nonsensical source material — your Pastor Swanks, say — while “Asylum” is usually applied to darker, uglier murmurings that sound as though they’re leaking from the padded precincts of Arkham.

Christ on a crutch! Give ‘em a few more months and these encephalitic yahoos will make Clinton/Bush Derangement Syndrome look like a facial tick. “All the Craziness you’ve come to know and love now improved with Racism”

Under the Obama reign, the persecution of Christians has also begun

….for the fourth time since Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson created the Christian Coalition.

I swear, some of my fellow Christians whine so much, you’d think Christ mewled for our sins.

That’s Barry X to you Ms. MopTop.

As his DHS Chief Napolitano has already warned law enforcement conservatives, pro-life, third party candidate supporters and all other “right-wing extremists” are to be considered dangerous and to be watched by police.

So why did Napolitano only warn law enforcement conservatives? Based on the screeching, I would have thought that it was law enforcement liberals who had been warned.

Silly me.

As his DHS Chief Napolitano has already warned law enforcement conservatives, pro-life, third party candidate supporters and all other “right-wing extremists” are to be considered dangerous and to be watched by police.

Unfortunately, this “warning” came too late for Dr. Tiller.

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