Shorter Dr. Mike Adams, Ph.D.: ”Gays should not be allowed to adopt or teach children, because some people who might be gay used bad language when discussing some of my homophobic columns.”
Now, for storytime:
One of their [the evil homosexuals'] more recent stunts was to get together on a gay website to hatch a plan to destroy my marriage. Actually, they started their plan on one of the Transgendered websites. Since the Transgendered people are so angry, I suppose they are technically classified as “gay,” too.
The first step of their plan to destroy my marriage was to concoct a false story that I once committed adultery. For the record, I have never cheated on my wife. I did, however, attempt to cheat on my wife one time. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get past Ms. Coulter’s bodyguard.
The failed attempt to hit on the lovely Ann Coulter presumably occurred right after Dr. Mike tried (and failed) to get the job as Anna Kournikova’s masseuse.
After one of the Transgendered persons concocted the story, it decided to contact my wife at work with the news. But since it waited a few days before doing so, my wife and I were tipped off in advance.
So, once again, Dr. Mike was too smart for his enemies, and their ultra-cunning plan was foiled, thanks to Dr. Mike’s ability to read.
I told my wife that when it contacted her at work, she should promise it she was going to cut off my genitalia as punishment for the adultery. Then, she could mail it to it as a reward for the expert detective work.
So, did anybody really contact Mrs. Dr. Mike at work and tell her that her husband had cheated on her? Was the corespondent alleged to be Pastor Doug? And if such a communication did occur, did Mrs. Dr. Mike follow her husband’s instructions and tell the caller that she was going to castrate Dr. Mike for his purported infidelity? And did the caller then report the threat to the police? (Because it sounds just as credible as the many threats Dr. Mike says were made against him and his presumably imaginary children by the emotionally unstable homsexuals.)
Or, once again, did Dr. Mike get his feelings hurt when he Googled himself and found out what people were saying about him, and once again, did he plot the perfect imaginary revenge much after the fact?
Well, since Dr. MIke’s account makes it kind of hard to tell what really happened, for now the question must remain open.
But I am still searching for the truth. I tried several Google searches of my own in an effort to find the mean transgendered website where the gays concocted the plot to destroy Dr. Mike’s marriage — but to no avail. However, I did find a rather intereesting caption under a photo at Dr. Mike’s site:
Dr. Adams’ friend Doug Giles and his Axis Deer. What a beauty.
So, did the transgendered gays call up Mrs. Dr. Mike and tell her that her husband was saying suggestive things about Pastor Doug’s appearance?
I don’t know — but if you do, please tell the whole class.
