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Last night Scott and I went to see The Dark Knight. Whew. That’s a brutal movie. A very good movie, but it is brutal. Heath Ledger gave a remarkable performance, obviously taking himself to some very dark place in order to reach the depths of Sick and Psychotic that personified his Joker.

Now, here’s the thing. I’ve heard the trite-wing pundits all rush to claim this movie as their own, declaring that The Dark Knight is just like George W. Bush.

Did they even see the same movie I saw? Did they just watch the trailer and assume that it brazenly supported the Administration’s “feed a crony, starve a constitution” strategy in the GWOT?

Let’s look at the two incidents which in this movie that seem to echo Bush Administration tactics: torture and unlawful surveillance.

[NOTE: For those who are interested in the film but are waiting for the condensed version to come out on a Burger King collectible cup, Spoiler Alerts are in effect.]

Torture: During questioning, the Joker manipulates the Batman into breaking his own rules, when Batman realizes the Joker has put two people Bruce Wayne cares about in imminent danger. He bars the door to the interrogation room (to keep out Gordon, who wants to stop Batman) and begins to beat the Clown White crap out of the Joker. Eventually, the Joker gives up the information. And guess what? The only info Batman got was the info that the Joker wanted him to have.

The movie’s conclusion: torture doesn’t work.

Illegal Surveillance: Batman has the technology to turn every cellphone in the city into a “camera” of sorts, allowing him to see all the activities of all people, good and bad, alike. Does he give himself control of this awesome technology? No.

Does he give it to his loyal butler Alfred, or to Gordon (who would presumably love to see who is taking drugs, having sex with a prostitute, etc.)? No. He doesn’t.

He gives it to Fox (Morgan Freeman), the one man who says to him, “This is awful. This is wrong. You cannot do this.” Fox agrees to help “just this once,” meaning he will allow the technology to look for one man, the Joker, who has already, shall we say, given the good guys Probable Cause. The Batman trusts that Fox (much like the original FISA court) would not allow him to abuse this power, but would give him only enough information to help him find only The Joker, and you know what? It still worked!

The movie’s conclusion: The old FISA rules for court ordered surveillance worked just fine, even in a world of ever-advancing technology, thank you very much.

So, Dark Knight = Bush? Ehhhh, not so much. At least not in Christopher Nolan’s film. Wonder what Dark Knight the wingers saw?

Maybe it was the “Mexican Batwoman“, or the “Filipino Batman and Robin“! Wait! I’ve got it! It was “Bedmen – yarasa adam”, the Turkish Batman! (Google them, watch the vids and weep, whether with laughter or pain, I leave to you).

10 Responses to “Bush = Batman? Maybe Patrick Bateman”

I’ve always found this fRighty obsession with claiming Super Hero/fantasy movies as “conservative” to be pretty silly. Even if it’s true (and they usually have to reach pretty hard to make that case) what, exactly does it prove? Are conservative talking points more convincing when they’re being advanced by Ironman?

The central conceit of the Superhero story is that absolute power… is pretty awesome. We should give the good people secret identities and absolute power so that they can protect us. Their consciences will be all the oversight they need!

So, in that sense, they probably are conservative. That’s why I never take superhero stories as serious political statements; The central conceit of the story is, well, wrong, so why would the small details be any better?

Remember that conversation that they had about the Roman Dictators, and how at some point they stopped giving up their absolute power?

Notice that they never actually came up with an answer about why Batman is different?

Speaking of the scene where Batman tortures the Joker, that was about the time that I started rooting for the Joker. Batman kind of comes off as a clown in that scene, ironically enough. The Joker spins some dumb line about being just some mad dog, or something, which is complete bullshit. If I can find cracks in Joker’s self-image, than surely the world’s greatest detective should be able to.

There were all kinds of psychological angles Batman could’ve employed in that scene. Instead, Batman just tosses the Joker around, every bit as impotent as Joker says he is.

It’s an odd movie. It sort of reminds me of [b]Starship Troopers[/b]; people are divided about whether the Marines in that one were so bad at what they did because the movie sucked, or if they were supposed to suck, so as to further mock the fascist government that employed them.

[b]The Dark Knight[/b] is kind of the same; Batman’s pretty much a bad joke, and I can’t tell if that’s what I was supposed to take away from the movie.

Their consciences will be all the oversight they need!
“Is that a true story? No. There’s also a song; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihUIPlLw2ZE
Um, Christopher, you might want to look at this site for some html pointers . . .

It’ll be interesting to see what they think of the Watchmen movie…

Christopher -

In this film, Bruce Wayne is very new at this Superhero thing: He doesn’t have the experience to deal with anything like Joker, and it shows. It’s the difference between physical and mental capabilities, and I think the movies will get less interesting the more able Batman becomes.

IMHO.

Actually, I thought that Freeman objecting to the surveillance cameras was a very jarringly strange thing, precisely because it felt obviously tacked-on to make a political statement, and thus jerked me out of the movie. Morgan, dude. You are working for a vigilante crimefighter. He constantly acts outside the law, and you work for him because you presumably believe that he can be trusted not to abuse the power he wields. But this is where you draw the line? Attacking, with no legal sanction, people you’ve determined are criminals is A-OK, but spying on them is not? Quite a selective moral sense you’ve got there!

I don’t know what movie you people are all watching. TDK sucked as a film. There were so many holes in the plot, you couldn’t catch tuna with it, and Ledger’s one-note performance only stood out because everyone else was played by cardboard cutouts.

I’ve always found this fRighty obsession with claiming Super Hero/fantasy movies as “conservative” to be pretty silly.

Why? It makes perfectly consistent logic sense when you factor in they got thru English Lit reading the Golden Comics version of “The Scarlet Letter”…

You forgot rendition. Glenn Beck pointed this out on CNN though he said he didn’t know if he agreed with the tactic – to which I wondered why anyone would give a fuck what his opinion on rendition was. Batman snatched Lau up from Hong Kong using technology that the CIA had previously been developing. Of course this also backfired on them since it made it easier for the Joker to grab him from the police and burn him alive.

One thing I find funny about the cons comparing Dubbya’s policies to Batman’s tactics is that they seem to be freely admitting that Bush is working far outside of the law. Of course this type of shit is only cool if you are in a comic book. Of course I could look past it if we could emulate the end of the movie. How ’bout at the end of Bush’s term we get to dress him up like Batman, stick him on a motorcycle and release the hounds. Maybe we could dress Cheney up as the Penguin for good measure.

Weren’t the Superman-and Co. comics created in the 30′s, when Fascism got it’s start? I know the Nazis’ talked a lot about their “Superman” (“Sooper-dooper Superman!”)

Kathy,

1939, so he just predates the annexation of the Sudetenland.

However, his creators are both Jews of European descent so Superman was actually fighting Nazis before America even bothered to notice.

Something to say?