The rejected cover for that Blink-182 album.

Left by Bill S on June 18th, 2007

Jan. 3, 2007: Outgoing Gov. Romney prepares to sign bill banning irony.

OR

Aug. 31, 2007: Former Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney’s campaign took another turn toward the bizarre today. He celebrated the 40th anniversary of the flub that cost his father the nomination by hosting a Romney family colonic. “My dad said he’d been brainwashed. Well, I’m taking it to the next level. C’mon now, boys, cleanliness is next to godliness. You, too, Craig!”

Left by Matthew Garth on June 18th, 2007

No stranger to pandering, Romney explains to Log Cabin Republicans that it’s “Best to play safe when packin’ fudge.”

Left by Nino the Mindboggler on June 18th, 2007

Startled by a blogger’s question at his latest photo-op, Willard “Mitt” Romney denies that he’s the love child of Ted Dansen and The Addams Family’s Lurch.

(A lame effort, I know, but I’ve been wanting to do that for weeks, now.)

Left by D. Sidhe on June 18th, 2007

He’s going to need longer gloves.

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 18th, 2007

He just lost the over 50 male vote.

Left by M. Bouffant on June 18th, 2007

Yeah, but he may have picked up the coveted Housewives Under Forty Who Vacuum In Pearls And Dig The Undertaker Look voting block.

I just have this image of him and Ann Coulter as King and Queen of the Senior Prom, Twin Peaks Alternative High School, Class of ’74.

Annti, you got the brain bleach over there? Can I borrow it?

Left by D. Sidhe on June 19th, 2007

“Now You Know Why They Call Me ‘Mitt’ (…AND KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!)”

“Vote ROMNEY: He Digs Deeper”

Left by Happenstance on June 19th, 2007

“Romney, for every answer at the latest Fox ‘News” Republican’t Debate, shouts ‘Nothing up my sleeve… Presto! Ooh, musta been teh wrong asshat,’ in a Bullinkle voice, as he yoinks a snarling rhino, tiger, or lion out of the sphincter of one of his fellow Republican’t candidates.”
But, don’t worry…
Those green rubber gloves are infused with aloe, so nobody will be effected with itchy assholes.
Particularly not the RHINOs.

Left by Marq on June 19th, 2007

D’oh!

Left by Marq on June 19th, 2007

Governor Romney prepares to embody his presidential slogan: “This will hurt me more than it will hurt you…I can assure you.”

Five minutes later, Romney had a revelatation, leading to a refinement of the message: “No, you were right, it’s going to hurt you the worst.

Left by Vivek on June 19th, 2007

“Bend over. I’m looking for votes.”

Left by Diamond LeGrande on June 19th, 2007

“Well, they said I was a fudge packer, so I thought I should put on these gloves.”

Left by darkell on June 19th, 2007

Have no fear, D., the 50-gallon drum is on its way.

Along with those shoulder-length gloves that vets use to palpate cows.

I can’t be the only one who thinks of “Dr. Strangelove” when I hear the name, MITT!, can I?

Letterman had a cute list last night about MITT!

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 19th, 2007

There’s a new little meme running around the internets and you’ve been tagged with it.
http://ironicusmaximus.blogspot.com/
We’d be interested to read your response, but you have to understand, we don’t get out much.

Left by Ironicus on June 19th, 2007

Okay, Diamond LeGrande wins my vote for best caption, and second place goes to Scott for the title of this post. You know, you gotta hand it to these rightwing loonies: if they weren’t so incredibly stupid, we couldn’t have nearly so much fun.

Left by BeginningToWonder on June 19th, 2007

Wait, I got one more. (Well, some of us are slow.)

“Reminded to wear gloves when touching the customer’s food, Romney prepares to do more for the safety and well-being of the citizenry than he ever will as president.”

Probably wasn’t worth it, was it. The Bigfoot in the kitchen came up with it, I swear.

Left by D. Sidhe on June 19th, 2007

Now, I know you’re only supposed to use a finger to check the prostate, but where’s the sport in that???

Left by actor212 on June 19th, 2007

“no glove, no love”

The rejected cover for that Blink-182 album.

Left by Bill S

I was thinking more Spinal Tap

Left by preznit giv me turkee on June 19th, 2007

D. Sidhe’s reference to the Senior Prom reminds me of the story of Mittens’ first meeting w/ the Ann he would marry:
http://mbouffant.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#1675518048956110054
Read it & weep.

Left by M. Bouffant on June 19th, 2007

“Let’s see what I can pull out of my butt besides that bogus story about French marriages being replaced by 7-year contracts.”

Left by Tara the anti-social social worker on June 19th, 2007

“Fine! I’ll put the glove on! What a bunch of sissies you people are.”

Left by gregp on June 19th, 2007

A non-dirty joke:
Mitt’s family warned him about the caffeine content in chocolate, but he didn’t listen, so now he’s hooked.You know what they say:
Once you go caffeinated, you can’t be rehabilitated.

{Okay, so that was funnier in my head.Stop reading this thread and look at s.z.’s cute kitty pictures.)

Left by Bill S on June 20th, 2007

Hey hey O-hi-o, Im in ur azz, steeling ur votes.

Left by some chick on June 20th, 2007

“See, it’s like a condom you can use five times!”

Left by Kip W on June 20th, 2007

Yeah, right, like Mor(m)ons use CONDOMS.

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 21st, 2007

Well, Smint wore the gLove *every time,* saying to his wife, “I don’t see how this is supposed to prevent pregnancy!”
5 sons later, she went on an IUD.
Ol’ Willard was heard to say, “Hey! I really think I’m getting the *hang* of these things!

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Yes, I only told that true story to leave you with the mental image of Mitt naked except for green rubber gloves. Thank me later!

Left by Marq on June 22nd, 2007

:::flogs Marq mercilessly with iron-tipped cat-o’-nine-tails until the 50-gallon-vat of clorox arrives:::

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 23rd, 2007

Two by two, hands of blue…

(for all you Firefly fans)

Left by Robbie Taylor on June 23rd, 2007

“Just let me get this glove on and I’ll be packing fudge like Mark Foley.”

Left by Disturbance on June 25th, 2007

Hey, if it’ll help, Annti, picture a different imageto chase away the one Marq left you with-like Mitt peeling those gloves off with his teetch…but the exact same expression he has in the above picture. Then dangling the gloves…somewhere.

Left by Bill S on June 26th, 2007

Bill, dammit, you know that I’m too fucking tired to really give you a proper flogging with the cat o’nine… Go flog yourself.

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 27th, 2007