Kevin McCullough, columnist, broadcaster, musclehead revolutionary, has made a startling and counter-intuitive discovery about gays and liberals and gay liberals: that people who preach “tolerance” as a virtue can suddenly turn mighty darn intolerant when you start taking away their civil rights and consigning then to second-class citizenship. Also, it’s not as easy to intimidate the homos as it used to be.
There has been much “hate” described in media reports since election day in the nation, much of it related to the passing of Prop 8 as a Constitutional Amendment for that state and as such is no longer touchable by a state sanctioned court. Yet hate has abounded, not from the corners of Jewish synagogues, Mormon temples, Christian churches or Catholic cathedrals. Those are just the places we’ve been told “hate” resides.
No the side that has been doing all of the hating since election day in the troubled parts of our nation have been militant activists radicals
…who are even worse than Pastor Swank’s “muslim murderers global.”
who happen to be mostly white, mostly godless, and nearly completely all choose to engage in homosexual behavior.
Whereas Kevin is completely white, totally godful and nearly completely chooses not to engage in homosexual behavior. And I don’t think those of us who have the courage to confront this difficult decision, day in and day out, receive nearly enough credit for our willingness to make the tough calls in life. Just today, at lunch, I was faced with a choice between engaging in homosexual behavior, or ordering the appetizer special, which was Yankee Bean Soup, and as you can imagine, I agonized for quite some time before my server, Chad, finally put away the lube and suggested I just try the House Salad with creamy roquefort.
It is the radical activists roaming the streets, pushing elderly women to the ground, staging obnoxious protests outside places of worship, and in some cases interfering in the midst of worship services that have expressed all of the hatred seen since election day.
The America we knew is gone. It’s now a blighted, post-Apocalyptic landscape, where roaming bands of gay activists attempt to exterminate the remnants of straight humanity by pulling a styrofoam cross from the hands of a sweet old bigot and stomping on it, like that robot squashing a human skull in The Terminator.
But these haters are ignorant and as such, many Christians, Mormons, Catholics, and Jews have shown compassion upon them.
By removing their civil rights, much like a Samaritan might suck the poison from a snakebite victim.
How are they ignorant?
For one they don’t seem to understand the validity of Constitutional authority, Constitutional law, and Constitutional rule. They are running around ginning up the pathetic gatherings of theirs to “override” Prop 8. They don’t seem to understand that the court is under the authority of the Constitution in the state of California. They don’t seem to understand that if some Kangaroo judge attempts to hijack the resounding will of the people, having now passed in two landslide victories–
Well, one landslide in 2000 and one leaky bag of sphagnum moss in 2008.
…even when outspent on the matter 6 to 1…
Actually…”Campaign finance records show that opponents of Proposition 8 had a slight lead in contributions as of Monday, having raised $37.6 million. Supporters of the ban on gay marriage had raised $35.8 million.” I admit, my math skills are highly dubious, but does that really represent a 6 to 1 advantage?
Kevin’s use of “facts” reminds me of the MST3K episode, Werewolf, when Crow is moved to crankily observe, “It’s economical not to have a storyline, because then you can just film people saying things.”
…they will have anarchy on hand. Given that to shred the explicit language of a state’s sovereign constitution is to suspend all law, and all authority found in the law.
Um, Kev? Dick Cheney’s on the line, he’d like to have a quick word with you. The word is “ix-nay!”
Secondly they don’t seem to understand that those of us who choose not to engage in homosexuality, and even those who do–but do not take to acting like the equivalent of broodish animals–
Meaning, I guess, those of us who don’t sit on eggs to hatch them, or who choose homosexuality, but don’t get all emo about it.
…aren’t fooled by what is attempting to be done. The activists keep marching, screaming and forcing spittle to fly in little old ladies faces, for what end?
Yes, exactly. They claim to be all about rights and liberties, and yet they’re plainly in a coercive relationship with airborne saliva.
To change the definition of a word. Prop 8 didn’t say that those who are protesting like wild coyotes can’t create a contract in which every arrangement in life that they would like can be legally protected and allowed for.
This is an amazing coincidence, because just last night I was watching Animal Planet and learned how you can tell at a distance whether a coyote is feral or domesticated: wild coyotes will show signs of placards, while tame members of the species will typically display only a vestigial urge to assemble and petition the government for a redress of grievances. This holds true for both individuals and groups, although packs of coyotes are more likely to sport snarky banners and occasionally those giant puppets you see at World Bank protests.
There is no discrimination going on against those who choose homosexual sex, they may still practice it, obsess about it, discuss it, believe it, and do it.
That’s great news. “Hey! Guys! You’ve got the high sign from Kevin! Start the teabagging!” It’s almost a shame that Proposition 8 was about the comparatively prosaic question of marriage, instead of practicing, obsessing, discussing, believing, and doing of the dirty ghey deed.
But there is also no value in looking at the sacred sexual union of a man and a woman–
Look, I like sex too, but I don’t have to light votive candles and blast the Gregorian Chant No. 5 to get in the mood. Not every coupling of sex organs is a sacred duty, or some solemn ritual conducted on a stone altar beneath a full moon in a torch-lit grove, while surrounded by a ring of chanting druids. Sometimes it’s just for kicks. Even when you’re married.
I swear, these people are like Catholic school girls; the more they’re told that sex is “sacred” and mysterious and godly, the dirtier they feel when they do it, and the more they get off. And while I don’t begrudge anyone their kinks, I would really love to get through the rest of this column without thinking about Kevin McCullough in a tartan jumper.
…with all the societal potential that such a union provides–and summarily saying that all other sexual unions should be considered the same exact thing.
Again, the question was whether gays and lesbians should have equal access to marriage, not equal bragging rights when they get laid.
They are not the same biologically, emotionally, nor physically and it is easy to determine this.
Because Kevin infiltrated a gay bar, and not one man there wanted to get biologically or emotionally involved with him. Not even a nibble.
Thirdly they are being grossly dishonest. No one has attempted to refuse a constitutional right to any of these persons.
You got me there, Kev. It was all about rescinding an existing right.
Marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman. The society has a right to sanction such a union because of that union’s potential to insure the future of that society.
So marriage — an institution with a greater than 50% failure rate — is what’s insuring our future? Well if the the government was justified in taking over insurance giant AIG, then I think a massive federal bailout of marriage is the next logical step.
Those who engage in homosexual actions cannot conceive. Those who do, do so simulating either heterosexual behavior either with a human or via artificial means. But nonetheless the ingredients that are required must be present to bake the proverbial cake.
Marriage is a sacred bond between a man who operates the frozen dough machine, and Sarah Lee.
The Prop 8 H8ters lost for simple reasons, they do not recognize Constitutional authority, they do not respect the disagreement of their opponent, they are dishonest with the facts, and they are far less tolerant than what the majority have ever endured from the most homophobic person they’ve ever met in person.
Wait…the majority has been oppressed by homophobes? So my marriage was annulled by referendum too? Huh. Well…fine! Guess I’ll head out and join the Kevin-sanctioned mass-teabagging in West Hollywood.
These points have been made to me in mail that I have received from–wait for it–homosexuals, who themselves are embarrassed by the animalistic tendencies of those who are garnering all the attention on newscasts these days.
Yes, I can see why distraught homosexuals would want to confide in you, Kevin. Your touch is gentle, your face is kind, you seem so sympatico…
These activists h8te God, they h8te those who believe in God, and ultimately their argument is with Him and against Him.
But He won’t come to the sk8ter park and have it out with the other bois. Although, unlike the Mormons and the Knights of Columbus, God doesn’t seem to have donated cash to the Yes on 8 campaign, so the homos don’t really have a beef with him.
And if they believe America is uncomfortable as it is now, wait until they are faced with more eternal choices–should they choose to reject Him.
Kevin tried this same line in the gay bar when he was rejected, but even the prospect of eternal damnation couldn’t persuade a single one of those queens to give him a pity reach-around.
It is the radical activists roaming the streets, pushing elderly women to the ground,
STAY DOWN, Granny!
Left by Chris Vosburg on November 17th, 2008