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Andy McCarthy tells his fellow Cornerites that they’re all insane, then levels his gimlet-eyed, prosecutorial gaze at McCain, and shouts, J’accuse!

We have a disaster here — which is what you should expect when you delegate a non-conservative to make the conservative (nay, the American) case.  [...]

Now, as the night went along, did you get the impression that Obama comes from the radical Left?  Did you sense that he funded Leftist causes to the tune of tens of millions of dollars?  Would you have guessed that he’s pals with a guy who brags about bombing the Pentagon?  Would you have guessed that he helped underwrite raging anti-Semites?  Would you come away thinking, “Gee, he’s proposing to transfer nearly a trillion dollars of wealth to third-world dictators through the UN”? [...]

Great.  Memo to McCain Campaign:  Someone is either a terrorist sympathizer or he isn’t; someone is either disqualified as a terrorist sympathizer or he’s qualified for public office.  You helped portray Obama as a clealy qualified presidential candidate who would fight terrorists.If that’s what the public thinks, good luck trying to win this thing.

With due respect, I think tonight was a disaster for our side.  I’m dumbfounded that no one else seems to think so.  Obama did everything he needed to do, McCain did nothing he needed to do.  What am I missing?

I think it’s your soul, Andy.  You might want to check Lost and Found in the morning.

16 Responses to “If You Can’t Deliver Ridiculous Smears, What Good Are You?”

What’s strange is that he, unwittingly, seems to make our argument for us, the factual argument, that Obama, um, is a pretty centrist guy who supports the troops and wants to fight the terrorists…

His entire argument is basically “Either we’re wingnuts…OR WE AREN’T!”

Evan -

But you forget: if B. Hussein is elected, there will never be another election in American history. Screaming lies and distortions in the faces of passerby must be done for the sake of the nation! It’s the only way!

It must be nice living off wingnut welfare: while everyone else is worrying about losing their house and retirement savings, assclowns like Andy are worrying about rearguing the Vietnam War.

These guys aren’t going to learn a thing from this election. They are going to say McCain lost because he wasn’t wingnutty enough. I fully expect them to try again in 2012 with Palin. For people who supposedly know so much about politics, they are completely oblivious to how damaged their brand is right now.

Andy’s right! McCain should spend every public appearance and speech screaming (he has to scream so we know he’s serious) about how B.O. Hussein wants to get elected only so that he can destroy Western Civilization and give trillion of dollars to Ahmadinajad and Putin, so that they can force us all into sharia law and socialized medicine. Oh, and he’ll seduce all the white women to.

Can’t fail.

I’m dumbfounded that no one else seems to think so.

Shorter Andy McCarthy: I’m dumb

Fixed yer post, Andyboy…

[...] (h/t World o’ Crap for the McCarthy article) [...]

I wish I could say it surprises me how quickly that New Yorker cover became quaint.

Cons like McCarthy can’t accept that Americans are rejecting his entire ideology in droves. It’s not that McCain is delivering the conservative message poorly. Rather, more and more people have realized that the conservative ideology is a rotting corpse. I really think we’re turning the page on that whole era…thank God.

I keep conflating Andy McCarthy with ’80′s teen heartthrob Andrew McCarthy. I sincerely hope the latter ISN’T a wingnut.
But the difference between the two:
Andrew McCarthy was in “Less Than Zero”
Andy McCarthy’s appeal on a scale of one to ten is…

“Obama did everything he needed to do, McCain did nothing he needed to do. What am I missing?”

The ability to figure out what your brain is apparently telling you: you are with a pack of losers Andy, give-in to your better self buried deep within you. We know you love Obama, we know you want to be free, out of the closet and happy.

Step over to the other side Andy, step over.

I’m dumbfounded
nah, you’re way past that, you’re dumblosted

Bill S,

I think Andy is saved by zero.

Preznit, that was classic. I’ll have to use that one day.

What am I missing?

You mean other than a clue?

“What am I missing?”

A brain. A clue. The plot. Your sanity.

Memo to McCain Campaign:
Total campaign is the demand of the hour. We must put an end to the bourgeois attitude that we have also seen in this campaign: Wash my back, but don’t get me wet! The danger facing us is enormous. The efforts we take to meet it must be just as enormous. The time has come to remove the kid gloves and use our fists.

maybe…
someday..

Something to say?