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Archive for May 21st, 2007

Dick Cheney Eaten By Feral Cats

Posted by scott on May 21st, 2007

These cats are now being treated for severe hypertension and high cholesterol.  And you think that comes cheap?  Well, just ask our good friend Anntichrist Coulter, whose tongue-lashings are administered by a cat o’ nine tails made from genuine tongue, and she’ll be more than happy to set you straight.

As many of you know, Annti (who is coping with the pain of broken hardware in her previously broken back) has nonetheless been out trapping, spaying, and/or neutering members of the feral cat colony which lives near her rustic, Walden-like retreat.  Some may quibble with her time management skills (personally, if I had broken shards of surgical steel poking holes in my spinal column, I’d spend less time rescuing semi-wild cats, and more time shrieking like Fay Wray), but she can use our help.  If you have a moment, follow this link and take a look at the cutie-wootie little kitties she’s caring for, and maybe drop a few bucks for a good cause.  (The Paypal Donate button on the post doesn’t seem to work, but the one on the sidebar does).

Thanks.  The more feral cats who are spayed and neutered today, the fewer bitter, homeless kittens will be hogging s.z.’s computer chair tomorrow.

Quote O’ The Day

Posted by scott on May 21st, 2007

Just in case you were getting woozy from the combination of gaseous Reagan nostalgia released by the recent Republican debate, and the fumes of hagiography rising from Jerry Fallwell’s body before it’s even had a chance to a’moulder in the grave, Doghouse Riley turns on the bathroom fan:

“If Reagan and Falwell’s balloons floated on somewhat different admixtures–and still do, to varying degrees–and if Falwell’s notorious difficulties with Reality included claiming that Dutch owed his prominence to Jerry rather than vice versa, well, it proves only that the little Republican tent was still large enough to support more than one hot air vendor.”