Jan LaRue of the Concerned Women for America asks, “When Will Bisexuals Drag Homosexuals out of Polygamy Closet?“
Anyone have an answer for her?
And here’s a paragraph in which she explains her thesis, which is: Homosexuals want to destroy society, and if we let them marry, the slippery slope will inevitably lead to polygramy, chaos, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.
A May 2005 Gallup poll found that 92 percent of Americans oppose the practice [of polygamy], which is illegal in all 50 states. But if Americans can be convinced that polygamy, like same-sex marriage or civil unions is about “fairness,” opposition can be expected to erode, once homosexual activists come out of the closet in support of the right of bisexuals’ to marry an individual of each sex.
Because you know that that is every bisexual’s dream.
How about it, gay Wo’Cers, can I drag you out of the polygamy closet? Or would you rather try being allowed to get married to one person before you make that multiple spouse leap?
Anyway, Jan needs help with her math skills. If I marry an individual of each sex, then one of those two people I marry is going to have to be a straight man. Assuming we’re all marrying each other, anyway, and assuming we’re not marrying an additional guy so the boys can both be bisexual, and assuming it’s automatic that every bisexual person desires to be jointly and concurrently married to someone of each gender, and assuming that it would be a marriage where each of the people involved were marrying each of the other people involved, and assuming gay people don’t want to get married to more than one person, or that a straight person doesn’t want to marry one or two bisexuals. Actually, I suspect Jan needs help with her logic skills, or maybe just her brain.
Honey, if gay marriage leads to polygamy, so fucking what? You still don’t have to divorce your husband and do that. Feel free to get or stay married to any given single person of your choice. Why would I care? And let’s not get into the bullshit about how it’d be terrible for employers who then have to pay for health coverage for extra dependents–it’s a good argument for universal health care, not much else. My two spouses is in no way a bigger problem for my employer than John in the next cubicle’s Full Quiver of eight kids.
Really, some of you straight people need to put your own house in order before you start leaping out at people and yelling “Queers in the closets! Run away and hide!” Jan, is it maybe just jealousy that you can’t find two people interested in spending their lives with you?
Left by D. Sidhe on December 28th, 2006