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The Engineer’s Guide to Cats

(h/t to Slywy )

9 Responses to “Post Friday-Subcontracted-Beast Blogging”

Brilliant – I sent to all of the engineers and cat people that I know. I particularly liked cat yodeling

The yodeling sounds just like a theramin!

I don’t know which are cuter-the cats or the engineers.

To recharge AA batteries, one needs at least 4.6 meters (15 feet) of cat. It is impractical to keep a 15 foot cat on the premises; three 5-foot long cats or five 3-foot long cats will do.

While I spend much of my day railing against soft-science bigotry, or as I call it, “engineer envy,” I am happy to report that I now feel comfortable getting a cat.
Or two.

I just loved this the first time I saw it!

That is so weird. My cat Zoe looks just like that.

And my dog’s name is Oscar.
Zoe doesn’t yodel, however.

Perhaps they are going about the power thing all wrong.

What they really need is an anti-gravity cat

Welp, I finally spent the hour to download it, and I am so glad that I did!

Although I wish that I had a video camera to get the looks on my cats’ faces as it was playing — I swear they thought that I had cats trapped in this infernal (taking attention away from THEM) machine, and would’ve dialed 911 if they spoke English.

*sigh*

Man, I miss all of my engineer buds from college. Glad to have the ones I have now, but they are much less likely to drop acid and run screaming down the streets at 3A. Maturity is highly overrated.

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