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Archive for May 11th, 2010

From my friend PJ, who feels the picture of Palin, with her dead eyes and tight, Joker-like rictus, is worth a thousand words, marked down to seven if you order now:

Please Buy My Insane Book. I’m Folksy.”

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Half a year away from publication and America by Heart: Reflections on Faith, Family, and Flag has already been marked down nearly half off the cover price? I certainly hope her ghostwriter got a flat fee, or was working hourly.

Anyway, as powerful as the former governor’s vision for America may be, her Faith, Family, and Flag will never beat McDonald’s Food, Folks, and Fun!

(Mudflats has more.)

Toxic Vox Syndrome

Posted by scott on May 11th, 2010

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When we last saw “Christian libertarian,” SF/fantasy writer, video game designer, recording artist, “internet superintelligence,” and innovative rape theorist Vox Day, he was telling quake-ravaged Haiti to suck it. Today, he’s pulling one of those triple axel paradoxes so beloved by wingnut provocateurs, explaining that Mexicans will never dissolve in our melting pot, even if we use a double boiler.

The revoluciónary is right

Americans did not worry about the massive migration of Mexicans and other third-world immigrants for many years due to their belief in equality and the idea of the American melting pot. Unfortunately, both concepts are complete myths, devoid of any support from logic, history or science.

Said the author of Summa Elvetica: A Casuistry of the Elvish Controversy.

Despite the best efforts of the academic thought police and pop literary fantasists…various scientific disciplines have quietly, but inexorably been demolishing the equalitarian hypothesis with regard to race, culture and sex.

But the big question remains, “Do Elves Have Souls?”

There is, quite simply, no such thing as human equality in any material sense. In fact, the latest genetic research on potential Neanderthal genes found in humans of non-African descent suggest that it is not entirely accurate to even assert that homo sapiens is not divided into various subspecies.

Using mitchondrial DNA, Vox has traced his lineage to the human sub-species Homo douche.

As for the myth of the American melting pot, it should suffice to point out that the idea was popularized by a Russian Jew who emigrated to England, never lived in the United States and was a fervent believer in the cause of establishing a Jewish homeland.

That would be Israel Zangwill, who was actually born in London.

Basing immigration policy on the idea of the melting pot is about as rational as setting foreign policy on the basis of the example set by the United Federation of Planets in Star Trek.

Any serious statesman would base his diplomatic and geo-stategic policy initiatives on Babylon 5

It is not only fiction, but ignorant foreign fiction at that.

Turns out you can’t melt literature, either, even English literature — the pages just stick together. Especially Fanny Hill.

The reality is that from the mid-17th century to the mid-19th century, the New England states had almost no immigration for 200 years.

Mr. Day? There’s a Mohican here who’d like to see you. No, just the one…

The reality is that America will proceed on one of two paths. The first is to embrace the conflict. If Americans can find the courage to consciously reject the myth of the melting pot and expel the Mexicans from the American Southwest, the Arabs from Detroit and the Somalis from Minneapolis, they can reclaim their traditional white Anglo-Saxon Protestant culture.

…although dinner’s gonna be a little on the bland side from now on. Speaking of genocide, long time readers will recall that Vox has played the relocation card in the past, writing:

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Not only will it work, but one can easily estimate how long it would take. If it took the Germans less than four years to rid themselves of 6 million Jews, many of whom spoke German and were fully integrated into German society, it couldn’t possibly take more than eight years to deport 12 million illegal aliens, many of whom don’t speak English and are not integrated into American society.

And the Nazis didn’t even have benefit of the Flaming Langschwert of Wahrheit!

This is highly improbable because so many descendants of that culture have rejected it in favor of the vibrancy of diversity while those who haven’t are far too frightened of criticism and social rejection to even articulate their thoughts.

This is probably a good time to mention that Vox has a new T-shirt in his CafePress store: “I Failed to Ethnically Cleanse America and All I Got Was This Lousy Vibrant Diversity.”