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Archive for March 8th, 2007

As reported by BGay.com, the major advertisers on her website have dropped her, thanks to her latest screech for attention:

Net Bank, Verizon, Washington Mutual, AT&T/Cingular, Dollar Rent-A-Car, SmileTrain.org, University of Phoenix, Sallie Mae, LasikPlus, Power Chord Academy, Gulf Shores.com/Alabama Gulf Coast Convention and Visitors Bureau, Ulta.com, and Yellow Pages.com have now all stopped advertising at Coulter’s web site.

Personally, I think ULTA, a cosmetics store, was just looking for a reason-any reason-to drop her without telling her the truth: “Ann, you’re uglier than Michael Chertoff. And even OUR products can’t help you.”

Top Chef

Posted by scott on March 8th, 2007

Somehow, Roy takes the following ingredients:  Fox’s new “comedy” news program, David Frum, Robespierre, and
Wild Hogs, and says all that need ever be said about the difference between art and propaganda.  A feat not unlike pulling a dead woodchuck out from under the sun porch, throwing it onto the George Forman Indoor Grill, seasoning the bloated carcass with a sprinkle of aquarium gravel, adding a splash of turprentine, a pinch of Fresh Step, garnishing with a peach pit and a used head gasket, and somehow winding up with Chateaubriand.

Go.  Read.  Be amazed.

And You Thought SZ had an Animal Menagerie…

Posted by Maryc on March 8th, 2007

Meet Finnigan the Baby Squirrel and his family!

Come on, guys! Get up! I can’t spread the plague all by myself!

The story behind these pics? The owner of the dog had found the infant squirrel and brought it into her home to bottle feed till it was old enough to set free back in the wild on it’s own. What the owner didn’t count on was how attatched her pregnant Papillion would get to the little rodent.

When the dog was ready to give birth, the owner moved the squirrel’s cage away from her dog’s bed where it had originally been. The dog kept getting up to drag the cage(squirrel and all) back next to her bed. So, the owner relented and let the dog give birth while the squirrel paced back and forth in its cage, waiting to hand out cigars.

Once the pups were born, the woman let the squirrel out of its cage and it immediately joined the new family.

The weirdest part? The dog taught the squirrel to suckle shortly after her pups learned. Yes, teats all over for this squirrel. Literally!
And now you know the rest of the story. And hopefully this will hold you over till I get various kitty pics up.